GREETINGS, EARTHLINGS!

“I grew up asking myself and the people around me, “Why the hell did God create us?” Believing that the world would be a better place if humans didn’t exist. God would be a saner God if the devil didn’t exist. At one point, I started to hate God for creating such an abyss. It’s been a while since I’ve contemplated these existential questions. But yesterday I was faced with these questions again and I realized, how miserable that feeling of uncertainty is. How helpless a person must feel to ask these questions where they are questioning their existence. These questions kept me up all night for years and yesterday, it hit me. Why the hell did God create us? A lot of us think that he created everything to practice his greatness but that analogy expresses utter negligence towards his creations. This contradicts with his supposed nature which is kind and loving. I feel like we question God a lot and barely try to understand who he actually is. How he thinks or what he must feel like. What if he created everything cause he was alone? He really is alone cause he’s the only one of his kind. Nobody can ever truly comprehend his consciousness. Although, God isn’t supposed to feel loneliness or boredom according to religious scriptures but Just think how alone he must be. We say it’s lonely at the top, right? Just think about the void when there was nothing except, God. Everything was just in a state of Devine singularity with unlimited possibilities. Maybe that’s why he started his creation process. The angels, the skies, the binns, the jinns, the humans, everything that we know and don’t know about. One after another or perhaps, simultaneously. Gave life to oblivion. Cherished it. Nurtured it, with everything there is to sustain life. Of course, with expansion, comes complications. With complications, might come abominations. But it doesn’t justify the whole expanding creation, nor the creator himself to be intrinsically good or bad. If we just look at the whole pattern of creation and life, keeping our personal frustrations away, everything is just fascinating. And the one who created this beautifully simulating labyrinth called life must be magnificent.”

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WASI doesn’t particularly enjoy human interaction and also has a big attitude around cameras so he pretends so shy away. We’d say it’s because he’s “mysterious,” but the reality is that people simply annoy him and he’s far too busy orbiting his own ego to care.

The truth? He’s controlling, temperamental, and his ego is roughly the size of Jupiter. (And yes, if you’ve seen Callisto—the moon plastered all over this website—you already know his ego has its own orbit.) He proudly calls himself a prima donna, though, to be fair, no one else was volunteering for the title..

Fun fact: the last thing he googled was “How to know if you’re a narcissist or not.”

We understand you may have questions like “Why is this person like this?” or “Who keeps letting him in front of cameras?” Unfortunately, our job is not to fix him—it’s just to warn you. Below are some answers we’ve reluctantly prepared, mostly because he wouldn’t shut up until we did.

Signed,
The Human Affairs Officer (currently applying for new jobs).

A mobile phone with a colorful abstract background display.

“Well, my body stays on earth, mostly.”
He says, “Yeah.”
“Yeah, I love oxygen but mostly carbon monoxyde, tar and other carcinogens.”
“I don’t think planets and stars are Gods but rather God’s tools. Yes, everything is connected but since, the universe is always expanding, there’s no way we can interpret real-life events cause new things that we don’t know about are always being added to the equation. That fact alone makes everything more complex. What we predict now can be irrelevant just seconds later. So ultimately, it’s all up to the constructor.”

He does think it’s forbidden to believe in astrology tho cause he’s a devout Muslim now. tries to be at least.
oh, that’s from the time I had to stay in an asylum for 3 months, actually.

Kidding, I had a failed hair transplant.
“I’d rather make music, open a website and ask myself all these questions.”
As my native country doesn’t play in fifa world cup, we had no option but to support another cause we love football. I even wanted to be a footballer back then. I’d imagine that after every goal I scored, my songs are being played as I celebrated. I grew up as a Brazil supporter but during FIFA 2010, my uncle offered me 500tk to shift my support to Argentina and ever since then, I’ve been a devout supporter of the national team of Argentina. I even cried when Messi held the world cup in 2022, just as I cried when he was looking at it from afar in 2014.

“Stranger Things. I’d probably be best friends with Vecna. El died btw.”
“Espressso by Sabrina Carpenter”
“Your mom.”
“Your mom.”
IDK now but he used to be a chronic masterbater. Don’t tell him I said that.
He just said Comedy in Joker style bro
“Whoever asked that question should listen to my debut single for life. That’s your theme song.”

“People.”
“Start to thank God immediately.”
idk bout contents but he’d probably end up being a priest in the church of satan.
He’s just laughing. wait, ending with a sigh now.
“That’s my life,
That’s my life.”
“One that records everything and shows it to your heroes. Especially when you had a bad case of constipation.”
“Your mom.”

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